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YOUR ENDLESS SEARCH FOR “YOURSELF”

YOUR ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE WHAT IS

YOUR FIXATION ON FIXING “YOU”

YOUR CHASE FOR MEANING IN A MEANINGLESS MAZE

Stop reading this.

Seriously. Close the tab. Go back to your carefully constructed life, your meticulously planned future, your collection of self-help books gathering dust on shelves that whisper promises of transformation.

Still here?

Perhaps you’ve noticed the hollow echo in your achievements. The script you’ve been reading from—written by others, performed flawlessly by you—has started to feel like someone else’s story. You’ve done everything right, checked every box, climbed every ladder.

And yet.

Nine Steps to Nothing isn’t another workshop promising to fix what’s broken. We won’t teach you to manifest abundance, optimize your morning routine, or hack your way to enlightenment. We won’t give you another certificate to frame or another methodology to master.
Instead, we’re offering something far more dangerous: 21 days of systematic demolition.

This is a carefully orchestrated unraveling. A structured descent into questions you’ve been avoiding. A deliberate dismantling of the stories you’ve built your life around. Through nine intensive sessions, we’ll examine why you remember what you remember, why you forget what you forget, and why both might be lies you’ve told yourself for comfort.

Promises

Workshops often make big promises, but promises are illusions.

At Nine Steps to Nothing, we aren’t here to add to your expectations or feed you solutions. We’re here to question the very promises that keep you locked in endless loops. Seductive as they are, these promises don’t simplify your life—they entangle you deeper. NSN isn’t about offering more, but about peeling back the layers of what you’ve been sold.

Find Your True Self

Which one? The self you created to fit in? The self you hide? Or the self you think you should be? 

Transform Your Life

Into what? A version that fits another ideal, another checklist, another layer of illusion?

Follow the Path to Enlightenment

A path implies a destination, a ‘there’ you’re chasing. But every ‘path’ is just another illusion, keeping you moving toward what’s already within.

Achieve Inner Peace

Peace is the prize that never arrives because it’s always tied to a battle. What are you still fighting to fix or overcome?

Awaken Your Potential

Awakening potential implies sleeping potential, but what if you’re neither? The concept keeps you chasing, striving. What if there’s nothing to awaken?

Warning

You’re used to promises that sell solutions, clarity, and direction. But NSN doesn’t promise you the comfort of easy answers or the reassurance of ready-made wisdom. Instead, we issue warnings. Because clarity isn’t always comforting. Authenticity isn’t a prize to be won. And the truth? It’s often not what you want it to be. These warnings aren’t meant to encourage you—they’re designed to provoke a pause, a reconsideration. Are you ready to step into what might unsettle, disrupt, and reveal?

NSN is not for everyone. Don’t apply if:

  • You’re seeking quick fixes for deep wounds
  • You believe positive thinking will save you
  • You need another tool for your productivity arsenal
  • You’re uncomfortable with uncomfortable truths
  • You think French existentialists were just being dramatic

A structured demolition of everything you think you are.

NINE STEPS TO NOTHING

NSN is a dismantling journey, a disassembly of beliefs, habits, and self-perceptions that may once have served but now weigh you down. This isn’t about “awakening” or “finding your true self” — in fact, no awakening is guaranteed here. No transformations are promised, no wisdom handed down, no path laid out for you to obediently follow. And if you’re looking for a guru, a new blueprint, or a set of quick-fix solutions, you’re in the wrong place.

Instead, NSN invites you into the void: a space where you undo the ties, empty the ideas, and face the starkness of what remains. And in that emptiness, a choice emerges. You might choose life, not as an escape but as a deliberate return. You might choose growth, not as a demand but as an affirmation. You might choose creation, not out of compulsion but out of quiet joy.

NSN isn’t here to tell you who to be; it simply clears the way for you to decide. This isn’t a destination — it’s a reckoning, one that opens the door to a life you’ll craft intentionally, from nothing but what you are willing to become.

The Anti Promises

Each phase of NSN removes a layer of what you think you are, not to leave you void of purpose but to liberate you from inherited illusions. With no promises of awakening, no assurance of transformation, and no scripted wisdom, NSN offers an experience that doesn’t aim to make you “better” — it challenges you to see through the constructs you carry. There are no paths or gurus here, only questions that may lead you to undo even the need for answers.

And the foundation for who you might choose to become.

Reviews

"Finally, something that teaches people to philosophize with a hammer while dancing. Though I must say, doing it over Zoom would have made my moustache twitch."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"Fascinating how they explore childhood trauma without once mentioning cigars... Though I notice the films they show are suspiciously filled with symbolic imagery. Coincidence? I think not!"
Sigmund Freud:
"One must imagine the workshop participants happy. And if not happy, at least absurdly aware of their unhappiness, which is practically the same thing. Plus, they actually explain Sisyphus better than I did."
Albert Camus
"I would have published a review under five different pseudonyms, each contradicting the other. But truly, this workshop understands anxiety better than my therapist. Not that I ever had one."
Søren Kierkegaard
"Hell is other people, except in this workshop where other people somehow become mirrors to your authenticity. I attended all sessions simultaneously in parallel universes, being and nothingness-ing."
Jean-Paul Sartre
"I sat facing a wall for nine years. They do it for nine sessions on Zoom. Modern solutions require modern methods. But the wall-facing was more fun, trust me."
Bodhidharma
"The workshop exists and doesn't exist. The fee is real and not real. The certificate is empty of inherent existence. But the insights? Those are pretty solid... or are they?"
Nagarjuna
"What is the sound of one hand unmuting on Zoom? This workshop knows. Time is being, being is time, and somehow they pack it all into three weeks. Impressive."
Dōgen
"I tried to register for the workshop but turned into a bug. The technical support was most unhelpful about this transformation. Still, five stars."
Franz Kafka
"God's circle of divine drunkards has gone digital! The Beloved now appears in 1080p. Even the angels are taking notes."
Hafiz
"I tried nothing, and that's exactly what I found. This workshop helps you try nothing more efficiently. Still waiting for Godot, but at least now I know why."
Samuel Beckett
"If you get the message, hang up the phone. But if you get this workshop's message, maybe stick around for all nine sessions. They're onto something."
Alan Watts
"One is not born wise, one becomes wise. This workshop speeds up the process considerably, and without the usual existential hangover."
Simone de Beauvoir

This collection of playful philosophical endorsements is entirely fictional and generated by AI for entertainment purposes only. These imagined quotes humorously reimagine how historical thinkers might react to a modern workshop. They are not real statements and should not be taken as accurate reflections of these philosophers’ views. This is a purely creative exercise intended to celebrate their unique styles in a lighthearted way, with no disrespect intended. Any resemblance to actual quotes is coincidental. For genuine philosophical insights, readers are encouraged to explore the authentic works of these remarkable thinkers.

Testimonials

(REAL)

“I count this workshop on my list of life changing events. The workshop helped me examine and rethink my beliefs about personal freedom and choice. It also helped me identify and break patterns of thought and behavior which I had subconsciously adopted and which were holding me back."
– Siddharth Shah, Senior Marketing Manager
"The workshop revealed a new way of looking at life. I have become more self-aware, and I feel I am now a truer, more real, more honest version of myself."
- Varun Kainth, Customer Experience Manager
"I wish everybody could feel this magic happening to them; it's profound. I can clearly divide my life in terms of pre-this learning and post-this learning, and I love the latter one."
- Vidya Shanker Mishra, Finance Manager
"Nothing changed, and yet everything was different. It brought me closer to art. I couldn't look at things the same way anymore. It was as if someone filled my lungs with oxygen like I've never breathed before."
- Megha KP, Architect
"NSN is like a mind-expanding, eye-opening drug. Except that it is not a drug, more like rehab."
- Snehith Gowda, Television Actor

Meet Your Guide: Shaurya Singh (TIB)

Shaurya Singh aka TIB, a provocateur in the realm of spiritual exploration, challenges conventional wisdom and guides individuals toward true liberation. Through Cosmica and the Unalome Project, he employs a systematic deconstruction of knowledge and beliefs, emphasizing the dynamic nature of bliss. His approach combines ancient tantric insights with modern philosophical critique, fostering rigorous intellectual inquiry and emotional catharsis. Unlike traditional teachers offering ready-made answers, TIB encourages the dismantling of societal conditioning and the development of an individual ethical framework. Through “Nine Steps to Nothing,” he provokes awakening and authentic self-awareness, guiding participants beyond the limitations of seeking and finding.

The Structure:

  • Nine sessions over three weeks
  • Monday and Wednesday evenings (7-10 PM)
  • Saturday deep dives (5-10 PM)
  • All online, because existential crises deserve the comfort of your own space
  • Limited to 11 participants, because some conversations require intimacy

We’ll explore through:

  • Philosophy (from Kierkegaard to Camus)
  • Psychology (from Freud to Gestalt)
  • Art (from surrealism to the absurd)
  • Cinema (because sometimes truth hides in fiction)
  • Music (because some truths can’t be spoken)

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Next steps

To be part of NSN is to engage in a process, one that requires your readiness to face what this unraveling may reveal. Fill out the application — yes, there is one. Only those genuinely ready to experience this process will be accepted. This isn’t about exclusivity; it’s about preparing for what lies ahead.

Or continue searching elsewhere

Should you be selected, we will reach out to complete the enrollment. But be warned — there is no turning back. Once you enter this process, you are accepting that the journey ahead won’t be comfortable. It’s an invitation to step off the ledge and find your ground, again and again, until the path becomes yours to create.

PODCAST

Sneak Peak

Are Your Beliefs Holding You Back? | Nine Steps to Nothing Explained

PODCAST

Deep Dive

Nine Steps to Nothing In-depth

FAQ

What is Nine Steps to Nothing?

Think of Nine Steps to Nothing as a controlled demolition of your carefully constructed identity—a 21-day journey where clarity, discomfort, and insight blend. Through nine sessions, you’ll navigate curated wisdom drawn from psychology, art, mysticism, and philosophy. This isn’t personal growth; it’s personal un-growth.

I'm skeptical about online workshops. Can this really make a difference in my life?

Completely understandable. Yet here’s the thing: Nine Steps to Nothing isn’t bound by physical walls, only your willingness to explore the unknown. Our online format lets you question and unravel in the privacy of your own space. Participants consistently report breakthroughs that defy digital limitations.

I’m new to these topics (philosophy, psychology, art, etc.). Will I be able to keep up?

Absolutely. NSN is structured for accessibility, not expertise. Shaurya introduces each topic with clarity, using relatable language and examples, and creates a welcoming space for all levels of experience. The workshop isn’t about mastery; it’s about curiosity and your willingness to explore deeper questions.

Is this workshop religious or spiritual in nature?

No dogma here. We touch on universal insights—from mystics to Nietzsche—but you won’t find mantras or rituals. NSN transcends spiritual labels, embracing the raw human need for clarity and truth, whether you’re a believer or a skeptic. It’s not about following a path; it’s about realizing there’s no single path to begin with.

What happens after the workshop?

This isn’t a ‘one and done’ affair. NSN is an ignition point, setting you on a course that extends well beyond these three weeks. You’ll walk away with tools for intentional living, frameworks to apply, and a community to keep you grounded. The real journey starts when the workshop ends—when you see the impact in your choices, actions, and connections.

I'm worried I won't be able to keep up with the workshop material.

Relax. NSN is built to meet you where you are. Shaurya’s approach combines clarity and nuance, while our structure and materials accommodate different paces and learning styles. You’re never alone on this path; every participant is supported from start to finish, no one left behind. Dive in, we’ll guide the way.

 

The investment seems high. Is it really worth the cost?

This isn’t just a workshop fee; it’s an investment in dismantling limiting beliefs and gaining clarity on the most foundational questions of your existence. The price reflects NSN’s unique design, intensity, and the personalized guidance of a program like no other.

What if I’m uncomfortable with some of the content or exercises?

NSN is about pushing edges, but always at your own pace. You’re never forced to participate in a way that feels overwhelming or unsafe. The aim is to challenge, not to alienate, and we encourage open communication. If you’re feeling resistance or discomfort, that’s often where the work begins—and we’re here to support you through it.

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